Hummer TUFF is not the work of one, but of many who's contributions often go un-named.

You know who you are.

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."

We have a passion for destruction.  We come from different backgrounds.  Neither age, color, social status, sex, income, or education matters to us.

Remember this, "We're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook you food and server you dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you sleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your calls. We haul your trash. We are the cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life. We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that some day we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we wont. And we are just learning this fact, so.......

Do not fuck with us.

There are probably several hundred members in the metropolitan area. Chapters are sprouting in at least five other major cities. They're tightly-regimented, with many cells capable of operating without a central leader.

You are not your job. You are not how much money you have in the bank. You're not your fucking Khakis 



"We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."


First, you have to know not fear, that someday, you are going to die. 

Until you know that, you will be useless.

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

Getting fired is the best thing that can happen to any of us. That way, we'd quit treading water and do something with our lives.